Major League Gamer p.s. Don’t read this. I jumped out of bed, and grabbed my snipa gun and got ready to rek scrubs (noobs). I had Dorito waffles with DewSyrup. I left the house. I saw a scrub and quickscoped him. I kepd walken. I saw another scrub and 1v1d him. I won. Wen i got to bos skule, i 720 (i lied) quickscoped the first teacher i saw. Da ownley claz i lik is Jim aka peh until i fond out it was educatshonal . I stil lik it cus i can show da ladiez how letic i is. 4 lunch i had a party szed bag of Doritoz and 2 literz of Dew. te math teecher iz predy kule. He lets uz playz call of duty and trick shut scrubZ. When i getz howm me and my friend _-xX-_EvaN_-Xx-_ A.K.A. Evene.,. rekt scrubs on r favrit game caever! wl ov dudy, one time to camper scrubs wur snipin uz and we double 1440 (truZZt mez) quickscooped tHem.
Dat iz mi lif. YEAH laaTiez!
Editor’s note:”laaTiez” is ladies p.s. Don’t read this.